[image description: a photo of someone holding up a piece of paper. On it is written
"Warning: the following piece of writing has received a rating of "very high" on the SWOLLBS (Standardized Well of Loneliness Lesbian Breakup Scale). Please exercise caution in proceeding."
Below is a line with an arrow on each end. The middle of this line is marked “Point of Well of Loneliness”. The left of this point is labelled “HIGH” and “Written on the Body” is plotted on it. The right of this point is labelled “VERY HIGH”. This point has “Love, Death, and the Changing of the Seasons” plotted on it. To the most extreme left is plotted “Nightwood”. Below this are the words
"You will notice that this scale is continuous with no end point. This is is because there is no escape."]